cognato:
“Merry Christmas
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cognato:

Merry Christmas

reblogged 6 years ago @ 24 Dec 2014 with 295,353 notes via/source

canadianslut:

Merry fuckin Christmas where is the hard liquor

reblogged 6 years ago @ 23 Dec 2014 with 417,309 notes via/source

dorkydoitsu:

santabeilschmidt:

IM SO FUCKING PUMPED CHRISTMAS IS IN FOUR DAYS TIME TO SHOVE SOME GINGERBREAD MEN UP MY ASSHOLE

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x[still not out of hiatus but happy holidays you little shits]
hellaquinn replied to your post: “[so i was trying to give roman a banner type thing, only my hand…”:
#iwokeuplikethis #bedhead #nofilter

[#notamodel #thecamerawentoffonitsown]

posted 7 years ago @ 10 May 2014 with 1 note
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[so i was trying to give roman a banner type thing, only my hand slipped and i hit the wrong image. so it just…]

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[send help]

posted 7 years ago @ 10 May 2014 with 1 note
xout of masks
Anonymous said:
"riddler trophies are green, blood stains are red. stop yelling about puns and come back to bed" y/n (it took a lot of self-restraint not to rhyme green and peen instead i hope u appreciate this roman)

Oh my fuckin god.

Nygma get out of my askbox.

answered 7 years ago @ 10 May 2014 with 2 notes
xask black mask xanonymous
Anonymous said:
So, Sionis, where is the best place in Gotham to get coffee and/or espresso?

There’s a place not far from my hotel. Decent coffee, none of that hipster shit.

answered 7 years ago @ 10 May 2014
xask black mask xanonymous
hellaquinn:
“ | Dear diary, I met a boy;
he made my doll heart light up with joy. |
• hellaquinn ~ independent roleplay for Dr. Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn of Batman/DC. Pre-New 52.
• Faceclaim is Amanda Seyfried.
• 12+ years of RP experience.
•...

hellaquinn:

 | Dear diary, I met a boy;

he made my doll heart light up with joy. |

  • hellaquinn ~ independent roleplay for Dr. Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn of Batman/DC. Pre-New 52.
  • Faceclaim is Amanda Seyfried.
  • 12+ years of RP experience.
  • Default verse is a portrayal of Harley influenced by the Arkham games and comics, with a hint of the animated series, adjusted slightly for a graphic novel-style realism. I also regularly play in Nolanverse. AUs welcome!
  • Happy to play with characters from other fandoms. 
  • Multi-ship negotiable based on chemistry.
  • Content warning: dark themes (including abuse, violence, sex, murder, criminal activity, gore, etc.)
  • Multi-para threads are a favourite, but will also do shorter para and script. I use icons where appropriate.

ABOUT  |  VERSES  | GUIDELINES  | RP SAMPLES

reblogged 7 years ago @ 06 May 2014 with 10 notes via/source
xout of masks xhellaquinn x[still to busy to do stuff but look!] x[follow her if you aren't already] xpromos

[last weekend was hella busy and so was work today, so i probs won’t get around to stuff tonight! if the calls slow down at work i’ll work on drafts/asks.]

posted 7 years ago @ 05 May 2014
xout of masks
Anonymous said:
riddler: he's like josie, but green and less lethal. too bad josie apparently hates him bc i feel like this could go interesting places

josiahwormwood:

behindtheblackmask:

Nygma might be even more of a fuckin dork, though.

Oh, now really.

Really.

answered 7 years ago @ 01 May 2014 with 2 notes via/source
xjosiahwormwood
Anonymous said:
what if they both started rhyming at you. rhyming riddles.

Jesus fucking Christ don’t go and give anybody any ideas here.

Do I seem like the kinda man who’d have enough patience for that bullshit?

answered 7 years ago @ 01 May 2014
xask black mask xAnonymous
sexymustard: can u imagine roman/josie/eddie
sollyforth: i
sollyforth: oh my god
sexymustard: roman just god you dorks shut up
sollyforth: ok look u fuckin nerds
sexymustard: stop fuckin rhyming for two minutes jesus
sollyforth: nO DONT ANSWER ME WITH ANOTHER FUCKIN RHYME
sexymustard: then he starts rhyming by accident
sollyforth: bruises are red and also blue i'll kick his ass and i'll kick yours too
reblogged 7 years ago @ 01 May 2014 with 3 notes via/source
xout of masks x[i had to share here]
Anonymous said:
riddler: he's like josie, but green and less lethal. too bad josie apparently hates him bc i feel like this could go interesting places

Nygma might be even more of a fuckin dork, though.

answered 7 years ago @ 01 May 2014 with 2 notes
xask black mask xif only just barely xAnonymous
Anonymous said:
Careful with the punning, you might summon the riddler.

That’s like the least frightenin thing I’ve heard in a long while.

answered 7 years ago @ 01 May 2014
xask black mask xAnonymous
Anonymous said:
would that butt touching question be an assk then

Butt of course.

answered 7 years ago @ 01 May 2014
xask black mask xthat was painful to type xwhy'd you make me pun xAnonymous